Sell bespoke classroom time-slots to corporations. Your child’s new timetable: 9am Geography. 10am French. 11.30am Yakult Studies. 12pm Lunchtime sponsored by Cheestrings. 1pm The Story of Rolos. 2pm Just Do It! (formerly PE). 3pm English Literature. 3.05pm GlaxoSmithKline Sing-a-Long Zone. 4pm Hometime (sponsored by Renault).
Charlie Brooker’s solution to saving money in the education system.

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I don’t know what came over me, but I suddenly thought it would be funny to put it (the cat) in the wheelie bin, which was right beside me. I did it as a joke because I thought it would be funny.
Mary Bale, trying to defend throwing a cat into a wheelie bin

Al Green - Let’s Stay Together

Al Green - Let’s Stay Together

Inception is a quality film by the way

Inception is a quality film by the way

In West Mesopotamia, born and raised…

In West Mesopotamia, born and raised…

lolol Nicholas Cage

lolol Nicholas Cage

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Glenn Beck goes mental at a woman over healthcare

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The rejected album art for ‘Master of Puppets’ - Metallica

The rejected album art for ‘Master of Puppets’ - Metallica

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